Watching Workaholics and drinking margarita out of my signature glass to get ready for a wild and crazy evening of Ybor that’s in store for me. Also: Grace-face.

Watching Workaholics and drinking margarita out of my signature glass to get ready for a wild and crazy evening of Ybor that’s in store for me. Also: Grace-face.

(anything) feat. Pitbull

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  • gay guy: *cough*
  • white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!
Happy 43rd Birthday Elizabeth Stamatina “Tina” Fey (May 18th, 1970)

imkkindabusy:

relationships come and go, but porn is forever. 

"If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness."
— A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via seaworth)

relationships come and go, but porn is forever. 

edwad:

long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag